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If you are bisaya, then am sure you'll find these amusing:
unsay bisaya sa 'we need to sacrifice'
translation: "nagkinahanglan ta duha ka sako bugas"
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what did baby centipede say to daddy centipede that made the daddy collapse:
"'Tay, palita ko ug sinelas ha! kanang Havianas!"
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Unsay iningles sa "Ang wakwak nagluya luyang naglakaw lakaw"
translation" The Wakwak is weak weak to walk walk"
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ASAWA: Love duna na tay bag-ong maid!
BANA: (lipay) Ha! tinood ka Darling, unya unsa man sexy ba, gwapa ba, nindot bag lawas?
ASAWA: Pareha nakog nawong!
BANA: (nangluwa) pweeeee, kaluod!!
ASAWA: Ngeeeeeeek
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Pedro: Iuli ko nalang ning VHS tape oy.
Clerk: ngano man unsay problema?
Pedro: Walay salida ug sounds. Sayanga, suspense thriller pa unta ang salida.
Clerk: Unsay title diay ana?
Pedro: Head Cleaner.
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SINGING CONTEST:
1st CONTESTANT: Akng kantahun ang "DAHON NGA LAYA"..
2nd CONTESTANT: Ako kantahun "D FALLING LEAVES"
3rd CONTESTANT: Ako dili ko mukanta..
Judges: nganu man?!
3rd CONTESTANT: kay manilhig nlang ko!.. hehehe
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Teacher to pair of students: Use the word "decorate" in a sentence...
Student A: bai, unsa may 1+1
Student B: 1???
Student A: Sorry, decorate answer is 2...
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Parrot said sa niagi nga Boy...
Parrot: PSST! .'NGIT! PANGIT!!
BOY: sulti pa ka ana usab patay jud ka!
next day....
Parrot: Pssst...
BOY: unsa man?
Parrot: Kato gud... :-)
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titser: use DOES and AMONG in a sentence..
pedro: AMONG birds, only parot DOES talk.
titiser: very good.. ikaw juan..
juan: wen da kabaw DOESmag da tree naAMONG ang lube..
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THE CHOICES WE MAKE
father tired from work asked his son to get a softdrink for him, take note that the father is already very thirsty....
father: dong, palihug ko kuha ug softdrinks beh.
son:coke o pepsi?
father: coke lang dong
son: bottle o can?
father: bottle(starting to get frustrated)
son: straw o baso?
father:animal ka bataa ka, tubig nalng oi.
son:mineral o gripo?
Father piste ni bataa ni, bunalan tika ug silhig ron...
son: tukog o lanot?
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We must repent Our sins....
(in bisaya is)
Kinahanglan ta mamintal sa atong mga Atop....
